I am 46% Asshole/Bitch.

I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

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I feel a headache coming on, so there may be a temporary increase in the bitch percentage.  Just fair warning.  Otherwise, I think this is pretty funny (and true).  It feels like a head cold and just the thought of it makes me feel at least 14% bitchier.  I've had two kids with sore throats in the past week, a sister with a killer sneezy-sniffly-cold thing, and I heard this morning that an area high school was closed today because there were so many sickos.  I nearly overslept today -- okay, I did oversleep (there's a reason my bedroom clock is 20 minutes faster than any other in the house) but I salvaged it -- and now I think I know why.  Grump.  I want to be in my PJs on Pajama Day because I want to be, not because I'm sick and can't move.